The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.

“I never got to call myself a door-to-door salesman, because, regrettably, I onl…”

“Drinks heavily loaded with ice are reasonably effective, but the best way to co…”

“If love had its limits, and those limits tasted like lasagna, could you see you…”

“I met her at the beach. Her name was Shelly.”