The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops o…”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”