The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.

“In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”

“All I took on my trip were my ideas. So, I guess I’m not a light packer.”