The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”

“I’m going outside to get a breath of fresh air. Anybody got a cigarette I can h…”

“I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be,…”

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he…”