The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“Growing up, my mom made dinner every night. Usually this would be a large salad…”

“He told me he had a wife and daughter, and then he showed me a picture of an 8-…”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which on…”

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when…”