The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—or skinny in love?

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“I saw her from afar. The game was afoot. I had astiffy.”

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, a…”

“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”