The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book s…”

“What is art? Art is tar, rearranged. Art is tar on canvas or tar on tarp or tar…”

“If I owned a dry cleaners, I’d open at 9 and clothes at 5. Ugh. That pun was sp…”

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”