The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special.

“If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.”

“I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Lov…”

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flu…”

“I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too im…”