The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe it was Mark’s. I guess that’s the last time I order cream of Gillette.

“Maybe one day I could fly all over the world and meet other interesting birds.”

“I’ll insist my competitor is the greatest, so that when I beat him, I won’t be …”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”