The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.

“If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so lar…”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pret…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”