The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or…”

“My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.
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“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“I know what it means to be alone, especially in a large group of clones.”