The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.

“Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well docum…”

“I saw my hero. He was standing at the urinal next to mine. I didn’t know what t…”

“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”

“Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard…”