The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight anybody, anywhere. I’ll just show up a day late.

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like …”

“A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, yo…”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”