The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable.

“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become un…”

“Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”

“Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare…”

“Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard,…”