The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there.

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I …”

“One of the things you never want to be in this life is boring. But once, sad to…”