The first guy who beats me up isn’t going to pay for it, but the second guy who tries sure will.

“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential elect…”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I …”

“If you can hear me, brush your teeth as a sign and signal. This will let me kno…”