The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a name I can relate to.

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a se…”

“Thomas Jefferson is by far the smartest president,” said Thomas Jefferson, abou…”

“My bedroom is a bit small for my taste. For my taste, I prefer the kitchen.”

“I applied for an overnight stocking position at a supermarket, but I didn’t get…”