The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make the best omelets.

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“My drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets…”

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