The future seems so crowded to me. All I see is me, me, me, me, me and a million other clones of myself.

“Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all thing…”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”