The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask…”

“I have an ill-fitting jacket. It looks sick. It has an “I Voted” sticker on it,…”

“Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases …”