The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”

“If love felt like furry sandpaper, would you ever be able to leave my nipples a…”

“Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or…”

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”