The hardest part about finishing is starting.

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me…”

“I’m a four-time Pulitzer Prize winning admirer. I’m also a 16-time Olympic meda…”

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so …”