The internet lied to me?

“It's 4:40am and i'm standing in the middle of a Quentin Tarantino version of Fi…”

“I didn't need to transform after all.My name is Harriet Manners and I am a geek…”

“Mr Bott sits down and gestures gracefully to the board. "As you are clearly bot…”

“My name," I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, "Was inspired b…”