The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup

“She was in a coma, and had been unresponsive for years. Every Tuesday I’d visit…”

“Two years ago I bought my brother’s slightly used iMac for five hundred bucks. …”

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”