The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half possible!)

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.”

“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up.…”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”