The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. I also didn’t notice her love, probably because she never showed or told me.

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
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“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. T…”

“The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes …”