The man who pulled my winning raffle ticket out of the hat said I was one lucky guy. I guess he didn’t see me standing next to my clone, so I replied, “I am two lucky guys.

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got bur…”

“The answer is three, I said as I held up three fingers—my middle through my pin…”

“I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”