The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets she took him.

“They did not understand a single word of what he was saying, but that made no m…”

“The bright dawn flooded the room, and swept the fantastic shadows into dusky co…”

“I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words”

“I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious.""Oh, that's no…”