The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.

“I met a man from Columbia who had a table for a back. I asked if it was a coffe…”

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future gen…”

“Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the…”

“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it lik…”