The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.

“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twe…”

“My future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”

“Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife joking…”