The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all things are hidden in it—including the fog. Love is the only thing that moves the moveless man, and he hasn't the foggiest clue why his eyes get misty when he thinks of her.

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”