The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of attention.

“Back in high school, I started a gang called “The Illiterates.” To easily ident…”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a…”