The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.

“On second thought, maybe “Penis on a Stick Ice Cream Parlor” is not such a good…”

“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if no…”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, u…”

“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”