The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me…”

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming …”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,”…”