The night before I’m murdered,” said the voice over in my head, “will be at noon.” I’d better write and mail all my love letters in my mannequin handwriting.

“I don’t know how to make a U Turn. It’s so curvy and it’s already completely tu…”

“The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be …”

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”