The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame it?

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”