The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.

“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

“My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t w…”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”