The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.

“I can’t extrapolate a theory of what people would do based on the limited data …”

“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”

“I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a l…”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”