The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your …”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”

“I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
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