The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.

“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first …”

“The ultimate gift is the gift of life. Please, accept this jug of semen as a pr…”

“If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I giv…”