The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.


“I am the tomato of grapes. I am the cherry of tomatoes. I am the red fruit of l…”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help…”

“I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours…”