The only reason I didn’t feel like a complete fool was because the failure left me feeling incomplete.

“Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capi…”