The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

“Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d b…”

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”