The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I just broke into her car and stole the bottle.

“I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.”

“I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entir…”

“She told me she’d never forget me as long as she lived, and I got offended, bec…”

“His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it ba…”