The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.


“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smit…”

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”

“I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of s…”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention an…”