The only way I’ll ride a horse is if that horse is in a wheelchair, being pushed by a 99-year-old paraplegic.

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them…”

“I have nothing, so I think having something would mean everything to me. But I …”