The outer bands of the tropical storm didn’t play as good of music as the inner bands near the eye did.

“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”

“I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should b…”

“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul…”

“I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Fact…”