The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachable and unchangeable parts of the imagination.

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to…”

“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twe…”

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“I surround myself with salt, so it soaks up the humidity from my steamy solo lo…”