The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”

“The best thing about dating a deaf woman with no nose is being able to fart in …”

“I killed a man for his shoes, and then I realized his feet were much smaller th…”

“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only…”