The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful thought to me.

“I’m older today than yesterday, and therefore I must be more mature.”

“When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my…”

“I like to use my influence for good, rather than evil. And in this case, the go…”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”