The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know.

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”

“It’s times like these, in the middle of the night, that I wonder about the wisd…”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”